Halloween is a time for tricks and treats, but it’s also a time for laughs! If you’re looking for some funny Halloween quotes to get you in the spirit, look no further!
We’ve collected some of our favorite quotes about this spooky holiday. Whether you’re looking for something to put on your Halloween card or just want to share a laugh with your friends, these quotes are sure to do the trick!
Witty Halloween Quotes For Adults
Adults also deserve a happy time, don’t they? Use these funny halloween quotes for adults to make your night more charming.
And Dracula said, “Give me your blood and save your soul tonight,” and I woke up alive the next day. Happy Halloween!
A hug a day keeps Monster away.
A candy a day keeps the witches and ghosts away.
“Always remember, safety first…buckle up your body parts!”
“Beetles black, bats fly. Witches are alive, mummies tight.”- Unknown.
“By the pricking of my little finger, something terrifying comes into this room.”- Unknown.
“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” -Mason Cooley.
Haunt our House for Halloween!
Casper won’t help you because he is a slave of Dracula, the great vampire.
Can you be my Halloween treat?
“Don’t get your knickers in a twist. It’s only Halloween.”- Unknown.
“Don’t dare cross that line, or your generation ends tonight.”- Aegon Targaryen to Lord of Harrenhall
“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.”- Tim Burton
“The bat comes to haunt Gotham tonight! He will find you wherever you hide”-Theo Galavan
“Eat, drink, and be scary.”
“Every October sunset marks the beginning of a night of terrors.”
“Frankly, I don’t care if the ghost comes tonight; I’m a big boy!”- The Night Before Christmas
“Good god protect us from ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties and all those things that move in the night !”- Scottish Prayer.
Forget love — I’d instead fall in chocolate!
“Ghouls just wanna have fun.”
“Girls are like ghosts. Eventually, they fade away, and all you’re left with is the memory of how great they were.”- Unknown.
Gourd out of my mind, I need candy!
“Halloween is an opportunity to be creative.” – Judy Blume
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
Have fun witch-hunting tonight.
I hope all the pumpkins don’t get destroyed. Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween, My creepy little Friend.
Halloween is a real treat.
Happy Halloween; where’s my candy?
Have a bootiful Halloween.
I am the pumpkin king – Night before Christmas.
I am ahead of the carve.
I only have pies for you.
I love you a latte
I’m hollow inside
I’m a gourd!
Just because you can’t see my witch doesn’t mean she isn’t there.
Just give me the candy!
“Kids are like farts. You can only stand them so long.” -Unknown.
“Last night, I lay in bed looking at my watch, hoping the ghost of Banquo doesn’t steal my soul,” Unknown.
Let’s pumpkin spice things up.
“Maybe Halloween doesn’t be to everyone. Maybe it’s an acquired taste.”- Unknown.
My favorite thing about Halloween is candy!
Mummy, mummy, mummy, I got love in my tummy, and I feel like haunting you.
May the ghost be with you.
May you be the sweetest ghoul on Halloween!
May you shake, rattle, and roll this Halloween!
May tonight be the most terrifying night of the year!
Punchy Halloween Quotes to Share at a Halloween Party
These short funny quotes will make you the king of the Halloween party. Use them to keep the conversation warm and exciting tonight.
May you have a frightening and exciting experience on Halloween!
“Nobody deserves a treat more than a trickster!”- Unknown.
“Now I lay down to sleep; I pray for the Lord to protect my life. If I die before I wake, I’ll go trick-or-treating at Mike’s!” -Unknown.
“Of all the nights of the year, you should never sleep on Halloween for the angel of death walks tonight.” Unknown
Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!
Orange, are you pumped for autumn?
Pumpkins are not orange; they are pumpkin.
Pumpkins are nature’s way of saying, ‘Hey, Fall!’
Pumpkin spice and everything nice; that’s what makes autumn!
“Quit being such a Halloweenie.” -Unknown.
“Quoth the raven, ‘Nevermore.'”
“Red is the new black.”- Unknown.
“Red, orange, yellow. Time to leave white.” – Unknown.
“Red, yellow, brown. It’s time to rake the leaves down.”- Unknown.
“Scaredy-cats never win.” – Unknown.
“Step aside coffee; this is a job for alcohol.”
Spiders are like ghosts. They’re there, but you can’t see them.
“Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!”- Unknown
“Sugar is the new black.”
“That which does not kill us gives us candy.”- Unknown.
“The only thing we have to fear is itself… and zombies.”- Unknown.
“The Grim reaper is coming for your soul tonight.”
“There’s nothing to fear but itself… and spiders.”- Unknown.
“This is the night of the purple Witch!”- Unknown.
“Until next year, my fellow fiends!”- Unknown.
“Vampires are a dying breed.”- Unknown.
Why didn’t the black cat go to the Halloween party?
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Where there is no thinking, you cannot get terrified.
Who Wants Candy?
Are Y’all ready for some Halloween fun?
You’re never too old to dance during Halloween! You’re never too old to go trick-or-treating! You’re never too old for candy!
Zombie Halloween Quotes
If you’re obsessed with zombies, these quotes will help you make the Halloween party more memorable.
” Zombies are like goats, they sweeter than beef.”- Unknown.
“Zombies are people too. They just happen to be dead people.”- Unknown.
“Zombies are like potatoes. They’ll go bad if you wait long enough.”- Unknown.
“Zombies are like tacos. They’re better when they’re brain food.”- Unknown.
” Zombies are people, too. They just happen to be dead people.”- Unknown.
” Zombies are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.”- Unknown.
” Zombies are like snowflakes. No two are alike.”- Unknown
Conclusion
It’s been a lot of fun sharing these funny Halloween quotes. I hope they brought smiles to your face and got you excited about the holiday. Happy Halloween! Keep your sense of humor intact no matter how old you are. Life is too short to be happy.
