50+ Funny Mother’s Day Jokes to Make Mom Laugh

On Mother’s Day, many people do the most trying to get their mothers a perfect gift, forgetting that their presence is just as important to their mother. Quality time with your mother on Mother’s Day leaves you feeling more in touch with your mother and strengthens your bond.

When together, your family can do activities while sharing stories and jokes. Jokes easily sprout from experiences rather than creativity, so making Mother’s Day jokes need just a little guidance.

In this article, we will show you some Mother’s Day quotes that can make your mom laugh on Mother’s Day.

Classic Mom Jokes: Timeless Laughs for Mother’s Day

Mom jokes seem corny but they make up part of our childhood nostalgia. In this section, we will show you some timeless mom jokes to give everyone a laugh this Mother’s Day and bring back that old childhood feeling.

1. What do you call your mother when she’s full of wind? An anemometer.

2. Why should you love your mum like the Egyptians did? They built pyramids for them and buried them with treasure.

3. Make sure you take enough pictures of us today. They aren’t called ‘mom’ents for nothing.

4. You don’t have to keep reminding me what you already told me to do. That’s ‘micromomaging’ me.

5. What is the most fitting spice for a mom who likes to play cards? Cardamoms

6. What do you call a mummified eye? An optimum

7. What is every mother’s favorite type of tea? Chamomile.

8. I guess the guy who named Motherboards knew that listening to your mother is always correct.

9. Unscramble the word mother and get all the nice four-letter words you all like such as home, hero, meth…

Mom-isms: Hilarious Phrases Only a Mother Could Say

Most mothers come up with random but true and fitting phrases every time. Here are some hilarious phrases only a mother could say.

1. It’s funny how whenever my mother starts seeing that she’s losing an argument, she brings up the fact that she gave birth to us to win.

2. There is a good reason why the words sum and mum rhyme and it’s because mothers are everything.

3. There is a reason why moms are so special and that’s because when the word is turned upside down, it still spells wow.

4. Thank you for celebrating how I work hard in raising you but also celebrate my younger years. I did things then too.

5. Getting your human and being given the instincts to protect them at all costs is a rather extreme way for the universe to teach you responsibility.

6. Being a mother isn’t that hard sometimes. Instincts tend to do all the work for you.

7. It’s enough that you are my mini-me. If you mess up, that’s purely on you.

8. I will never chase a mom bod. My body is free to do what it wants. And anyway, it doesn’t matter what I say because it’ll just do what it wants whether I take the initiative or not.

9. I used to want superpowers but the real superpower is giving birth and my body coming back to normal like nothing weird ever happened.

Motherhood Mishaps: Funny Stories from the Front Lines

Motherhood is an explorative journey for our mothers just like any other phase. They are only human so they will make some mistakes. We have shared some of these funny motherhood mishaps below.

1. Mothers will buy their firstborns clothes then forget about clothes shopping for the rest of their kids for the next ten years.

2. I always look out for lastborns when dating because those people are raised to be the most inconsiderate and annoying, but also sensitive and cute people.

3. Mothers will have lastborns and the word ‘last’ blinds them from ever treating them as grownups.

4. It’s funny how parents get softer when raising the lastborns and they are the ones who are born stubborn by default.

5. As a lastborn, all my belongings weren’t mine. But I was glad I could choose which sibling closet I could raid.

6. Many first children are always in defense mode even after childhood. Then some lastborns couldn’t care less about you.

7. Only a first child would wear clothes bought at ten years old at sixteen because their mom bought them at an XLLLL size.

8. Middle kids are often forgotten about, just like in these jokes.

Mom vs. Technology: Jokes for the Digital Age

For our mothers, modern technology is either too hard to operate, too costly, or too destructive. Here are some jokes to playfully bring up the results of digitizing things.

1. Mom is always going to say, “Women these days,” and forget that she’s also in that category.

2. The worst punishment to give me would be to make me teach my mom how to operate something digitized.

3. My mom doesn’t realize the reason it’s called social media is because of the social aspect. I think she still expects me to write around letters and faxes.

4. People don’t talk about how embarrassing it is when your mother starts texting you in stale slang.

5. I realized my mom was old when she just recently differentiated between an iPad and a laptop.

6. Whenever I make fun of my mother’s cluelessness in technology, she reminds me of all the female gadget inventors. She’s just trying to hide under their wing.

7. I know I’m old when I start believing everything I see on my social apps.

8. I can be hiding from my mom in plain sight on social media patiently waiting for the day she’ll find out how to work her phone’s settings.

9. Only my mom can see me as stupid when taking pictures and then ask me to take the same picture of her for her profile.

Motherly Wisdom: Humorous Takes on Mom’s Best Advice

Our mothers have been around longer than us so their take on different topics and situations is almost always correct. Sometimes, they give us this wisdom in humorous ways and we have shown you some of them below.

1. My mom said that if something is too scary to do I should do it with my eyes closed. It’s okay to say that I’ve been blind my whole high school and campus life.

2. Life ends quicker than you think, so just make sure you’re happy and have a conscience.

3. My mother’s threats used to get empty the more we grew bigger so she just started telling us that she was dying soon to guilt-rip us into doing the right thing.

4. We were taught that love can conquer anything. It sounded bogus but we see it clearly as adults now.

5. Never giving up is not advice for every situation. Sometimes you should give up, or better yet, don’t start at all.

6. Realizing that your life is your own can give you both freedom and fear. It’s up to you to pick the emotion you want to feel.

7. My mother told me that sympathy without empathy is just as bad as an insult.

8. Whenever I failed, I remembered my mother saying that it was a lesson the first time. If it happens a second time, then you’re just stupid.

9. When you know you’re doing something wrong and not being so careful as to cover up your tracks, you deserve to be caught.

Moms and Kids: Laughing Together at the Parenting Journey

We often do not realize that it’s our mom’s first time living life too. Parenting is a new chapter our mothers went on and a lot of improvising was necessary. Here are some mother-children moments we have turned into jokes you can use on Mother’s Day.

1. Always celebrate me on World Tree Day because I brought my kind of fruit into the earth.

2. I always knew what you would all want to pursue in life. You, for instance, were always cutting up my good fabric not even scared of the consequences.

3. From the day of your conception, I am immediately tasked with the role of protecting you with no retirement. You get used to it.

4. I love sharing my life with you. No matter where you hide, live, or what you change to, everyone including your single body cells knows I’m your mother.

5. Why do you think there are so many words created to call your mother more than your father? I’m the person you knew when you were just a cell so I’ll always have the time advantage.

6. It’s no coincidence that you can get the word ‘home’ when you unscramble the word ‘mother’.

7. The things you used to do without fear of the consequences are what you are all doing now for a living. I can say that I received a firsthand lesson about passion.

8. Childhood has notable growth stages as time goes by, but motherhood has different levels of saying goodbye.

Conclusion 

We hope the jokes we have shared with you will make your mother and family extra happy on Mother’s Day. We also hope that the jokes will help you and your mom become closer, especially the jokes based on your past experiences with her. 

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